When I was in Vegas for my mother's 60th birthday, we went to mall in Planet Hollywood to see a show. A love of theater is something my mom and I have always shared and some of my fondest memories are the plays we have gone too. In order to make it a special night, I got all gussied up in my New Years Eve dress (the one I recently posted about not fitting....yeah buddy! I can wear it again!) and we made our way out there. While standing in line with my mother waiting to get into the theater, a funny thing happened.
A man approached me and my mother in order to let me know that I have a nice ass. Yep. I still got it. My mom's reaction? "Oh yeah, all these guys have been staring at your sparkly ass walking through the mall."
Love you mommy. And thank you dude. I will do my best to keep this butt in complimentable shape.
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